when the bottom is the top
do it.
i won't tell you why.
but you won't be sorry.
and if you don't you will be mad that you didn't.
no regrets.
do it now.
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how roosevelt franklin took on the world
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In an effort to stand up to our claim that white people do in fact love us, we have decided to both honor them, and prove to you that actual white people do love us. The original idea was to make a white person of the week, but the first day I made a post... well the outpouring of white people love came in. So for now we are going to try white person of the day for a few days and see if the love continues. So now without further ado I present to you the inaugural...
name: Jenna Maki (miss maki da motormouth)
age: 25
location: Canada
1. what did you do to deserve this honor? more like what didnt i do to deserve it.....
2. do you have mayonaise in your refrigerator? helllll no
3. have you ever eaten any packaged food beyond it's expiration date? if so did anything weird happen? no. i throw shit out way before expiration
4. have you seen rocky 3? only 4 times
5. do you find it strange that sylvester stallone could knock out mr t? yeah, plus hes gross ass
6. how many black friends do you have? eleventeen
7. checkers or chinese checkers? um chess, but ill go with chinese
8. why do people wear sweaters to play golf? to cover up sweat stains and such
9. do you prefer digital watches or watches with hands on it? digital watches are like velcro shoes. you grow out of them.
10. blunts or paper or pipes? bluntski's
11. what's the weirdest thing that's happened to you while smoking pot? my lesbian neighbours had rough sex and made shit fall off the wall and onto my head
12. do you still talk to your ex lovers? to them or about them?
13. have you ever farted in an elevator? females do not pass gas.
14. do you ever fart and then judge how it smells? i try to relate it to what i may have eaten that day(but seriously, i dont fart ever. ever.)
15. when is the last time you used bling in a sentence? i said it to an old man on pokerstars.com (blang blang grampy)
16. use the words porn star in a sentence. "you and you interactive porn stars"
17. if you could write your own fortune cookie fortunes what would one be? "this message will self destruct"
18. who was the voice of kitt on knight rider? uhhhhhh billiam daniels?
19. did you google the answer to number 18 in order to look smart? no but it took me like a half hour to figure the shit out
20. have you ever gotten a parking ticket? never that
21. do you believe in ghosts? not only do i believe in them, i roll with them.
22. do you believe that the government created valentines day? they wouldnt do a thing like that :)
23. boxers, briefs or commando? boxer briefs baby
24. what is the last book that you read? Regulators
25. do you think tom from myspace is an actual person? yeah but hes lookin broke
26. what did you dream about last night? same old same old...being chased by a monster or something and not being able to find a sweet place to hide out
27. famous last words... oh man that guy has a huge ball wedge
if you would like to be a white person of the day you can email us at roosefrank@gmail.com and please help us prove to america that white people really do love us.

HUMPERDINCK
A technicality that will shortly be remedied ... but first things first. [He draws his sword] To the death!
WESTLEY
[Slowly sitting up] No! To the pain!
HUMPERDINCK
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase?
WESTLEY
I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced buffoon!
HUMPERDINCK
[Insulted] That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me!
WESTLEY
It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your your feet below the ankles, then your hands at your wrists. Next, your nose.
HUMPERDINCK
[Impatiently] Then my tongue, I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
WESTLEY
I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right!
HUMPERDINCK
And then my ears ... I understand! Let's get on with it!
WESTLEY
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?!" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
HUMPERDINCK
I think you're bluffing!
WESTLEY
It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength to stand after all. [Slowly he stands, his sword pointed at HUMPERDINCK's chest] Drop ... your... sword! [HUMPERDINCK throws his sword to the ground] Now, have a seat. [To BUTTERCUP] Tie him up. Make it as tight as you like. [BUTTERCUP obeys as INIGO enters.]
this can be found here
dear all powerful myspace people.
it is with great humbleness and grave importance that this email finds you today. for in fact i have just returned with the great dr brown from the future, and 30 years from now we will be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame. the pivotal turning point, much like the mcfly's kissing is that we become featured artists on the myspace site. do not stand in the way of our destiny. you know we fucking deserve it, because we fucking rock.
yours in the struggle
roosevelt franklin

we'll see what happens.
mashed potatoes and gravy
since mash ups seem to be all the rage nowadays. here are a couple for your enjoyment. this is what i do when i have nothing else to do.
here is insomnia 411 with slug and jean grae vs black tambourine by beck
and here is cuba libre vs i turn my camera on by spoon









